you can turn on the sink in the bathtub

i was on a rampage today but im on one even more as i get ready to wash my hair for the second time today.

if you know me, you know that washing my hair once or twice a week is like, really good. to pull out the baby snarls like big kid tangles all cotton candy ouch factor give me a painkiller and a pair of scissors.

i hate hate hate having to wash my hair.
its flat.
i dont look like myself in the mirror.

i have a weird shaped face with flat hair. im holding this baby for ransom until this is over.

and every single one of you give me 20 bucks.